This isn't a regular Baphoclaus, it's the cutest Baphoclaus we ever did see! He's not doing anything untoward, we promise. He just came to get your SOUL.

We know that Christmas is supposed to be cheerful and all, but we aren't cheery like the other girls. Normal is boring and not normal to us at all. Normal is our abnormal.

But as long as you feel that inner warmth and joy when wearing one of our Christmas Sweaters, well, then I think we did our job pretty damn well! So eat those fresh-baked cookies with your friends and family and at least pretend that you are enjoying the Holidayz. Merry 666mas everybody!